sometimes i wonder if the “school isn’t for everyone” phrase applies to me. i’m unhappy with my college life…but what are my other successful options? exactly.
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated